RAWR!!!

What would you do if.........

You found a sack full of money?

- I'd donate it.

You saw someone being attacked?

- Either call the police or try & do something about it.

Today you found out you were pregnant?

- Oh dear...

If there was no more reality T.V.?

- YAY!

You found out you were being cheated on?

- Well another bites the dust.

You found out your signifigant other was gay?

- Another one bites the dust again lol.

The government took away all fast food restaurants?

- Good, people can be fit again.

You found out you father was a rapest?

- :( . . . .

You died tomorrow?

- I'd make my life worthwhile right at this moment.

Someone stole your car and you had to get to work?

- Call work saying I can't make it for an important reason.

You were broke and had no food to feed you family?

- Try and find some way to bring food to the table, by not stealing.

You won the lottery?

- What the heck am I going to do with all the money?

You had to move to another country?

- GERMANY YES?!?!?!

You dog could talk to you?

- Cool.

You realized who you thought was your mother was indeed not?

- Wow, I've been lied to for a long time. . .

We no loner had Music?

- Huh?

You could fly? where woulod you go?

- Europe, specifically Germany first.

You realized you were no longer in love and having his/her child?

- Well that sucks, guess I have to go through with it or call a divorce.

You blacked out and robbed a bank?

- Aw man...

You killed someone?

- I'd probably kill myself for killing another.

We were controlled by the Government and they took all our money?

- Hmm.. I don't know what I would do with this.

You found yourself in love with two people at the same time?

- I've had this issue before, I can solve it again.

You were asked to be on a reality T.V. show?

- Heck no.

You found a child on your doorstep?

- Well, first off I wouldn't let the kid just stay outside.

You could change 3 thing in your life? What would they be?

- Nothing, nothing, nothing.

You found out you had a long lost twin?

- Wow, weird.

Asked to kill someone?

- No thanks, I'm out.

You were recruted into the army?

- Meh, I don't want to join.

You were suddenly paralized?

- Live my life the way I want to, even if I am paralyzed.